Smart (Alec) Phone App

**Disclaimer** Credit is due to Blink-182 for some of the copy with this concept.
This app replaces parents, friends, police officers, or any sort of authoritative figure. Now all you have to do is type into your phone what you did wrong to recieve anonymous chastizement from friends and followers.
No longer will you have to deal with the emotional stress of actually reprimanding someone you love. This App will allow you to critcize anyone, even your superiors. Anonymously.